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1.

Friend: That wasn’t a big account of your daughter’s wedding in the paper this morning.

Father: No, the big account was sent to me.

* account: 報導/ 帳單

2.

A stout lady came to the policeman and said, “Could you see me across the street?”

The policeman replied, “Lady, I could see you a mile away.”

* see somebody across something 護送…過…

3.

‘Say, do you know Lincoln ’s Gettysburg Address?”

“No, I didn’t know he moved.”

* address地址/ 演講

4.

“Is the doctor in?”

“No, he stepped out for lunch.”

“Will he be in after lunch?” 

“Why no, he went out after it.”

*after 介: 在…之後 副: 跟隨